Traffic Jam


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A guy was stuck in a traffic jam that hadn't moved for more than half
an hour. Looking out his car window he saw a kid on a skateboard
weaving his way towards him through the line of stranded vehicles.

"Hey son, what's the hold up?" the guy asked.

"It's some crazy lawyer," replied the kid, "He's lying in the middle
of the road and he's doused himself with petrol and is threatening to
set fire to himself. We're taking up a collection for him. Would you
like to donate mister?"

"How much have you got so far?" the guy enquired.

"Oh," said the kid, "about thirty boxes of matches and twenty-three
lighters."






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