Bar bill


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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur),

"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give
me the bill." So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill
for $57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into
the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says
(with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour
yourself one, and give me the bill." The bartender looks at the guy and
figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the
same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round
of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill
for $67.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender can't
believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him,
and then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with a
drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the
bill. In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"

The drunk replies, "No way! You get violent when you drink."





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