Ancient telecommunications


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German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of
copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced
that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone
network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They
ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they
found small pieces of glass and they soon announced that the ancient Brits
35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber net.

Irish scientists were outraged. They dug 200 meters underground, but found
absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 years ago
had cellular telephones.






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