Little Red Riding Hood


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Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hood's mother (being concerned about
the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber
gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket. One summer
day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped
out from behind a tree and howled "I'm going to fuck your brains out!"
Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: "Oh no
you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says."





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