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The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told
by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His
choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10
years and Jack was a fine worker who had a family to support. That night
the VP tossed and turned in his sleep trying to decide which of his
employees he would lay off. Finally he decided, the first one to come to
work tomorrow would be the one. Morning finally comes and the VP waits
at the office for one of the two employees to arrive. At 8:55 Mary walks
into the office. "I've got a difficult decision" the VP says, "I either
have to lay you or Jack off." "Oh, jack-off" Mary says, "I've got a

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