Camel


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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On
his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out
back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the
tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a
long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when
they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for
moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the
fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he
told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders
and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool
and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant,
"Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir,
they usually just use it to ride into town."





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