Flag Pole


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There once was a little blonde girl who wore a dress to school every day
and really loved jelly beans more than anything. The boys at her school
decided to take full advantage of this and one day approached her and
offered to give her a bag filled with 50 jelly beans if she would climb
the schoolyard flagpole. She did and came back down so the boys gave her
the jelly beans.

That day she came running home and yelled to her mom "Mommy! Mommy! Today
the boys at school gave me 50 jelly beans to climb the flagpole at
school!"

The mother shook her head and replied "Oh no! They just did that so they
could see up your dress and see your panties! I don't want you to ever do
this again!"

So the next day the boys offered her 100 jelly beans to climb the flag
pole. She did, they gave her the jelly beans and she ran home again and
said to her mother "Mommy! Look! Today the gave me 100 jelly beans for
climbing the flagpole!"

The mother got upset and told her "They just did that so they could see
your panties!!! Listen to me! I don't want you to ever let this happen
again!"

So the next day the boys offered her 200 jelly beans to climb the
flagpole. She did without haste and ran home again and shouted with a
wide smile on her face "Mommy! Look! I got 200 jelly beans to climb the
flagpole today!"

The mother said "What have I been telling you the past couple days?!
They're just doing that to see your panties!"

The little girl replied still smiling widely "I know! I know! But this
time I tricked them! I didn't wear any!"





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