Three Bullets


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A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at
the first available teller. Just at that moment the
bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the
stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where she gets
fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her
baby. The doctor says, "You're going to have triplets.
They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its
stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through
their system through normal metabolism."

As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls
and a boy.

Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her
mother and says, "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing".
Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies,
"I passed a bullet into the toilet". The woman comforts
her and explains all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her
with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done
a very bad thing". The mother says, "Let me guess. You
passed a bullet into the toilet, right?". The daughter
looks up from her teary eyes and says, "Yes. How did
you know?". The mother comforts her child and explains
about the incident at the bank.

A month later her son comes up and says, "Mommy, I've
done a very Bad thing". The mother says, "You passed
a bullet into the toilet, right?". The son replies,
"No, I was jacking off and I shot our dog"






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