Too Drunk


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Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street,
stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead
of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the
back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept
asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the
officers arm is "Your Passionate."

They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as
she stroked his arm, "Your Passionate." The officers were getting a little
upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, Look we have driven
around this City for two hours and you still haven't told us where you
live.

She replied I keep trying to tell you: "Your Passin It!"





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