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A 90-year-old man had just finished taking his annual physical. The
doctor said he seemed in good shape, but needed a sample of his semen.
The doctor handed the man a bottle and told him to come back on Monday.

On Monday, the old man returned to the Doctor's office and handed him the
bottle. The Doctor said "how come the bottle is still empty?"

The old man said "First I tried it with my right hand. Then I tried it
with my left hand. My wife, she tried it with her right hand. My wife,
she tried it with her left hand. My wife, she tried it with her teeth
in. My wife, she tried it with her teeth out. We just couldn't get the
damn bottle top off !"





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