Stopped

(A man seeing Flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror)

The man says: What's the problem officer?

Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80. [Man gives wife a dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. [Man
gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

Man turns to his wife and yells:"Shut your darn mouth!"

Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to
you this way all the time?"

Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."

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