New Motivational Quotes from the Office


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Quote from a recent meeting:

"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I
find out why no work is getting done."

Quote from the Boss...

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on
you."

A motivational sign at work:

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

A direct quote from the Boss:

"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he
created to find a solution:

"I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have
any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

Human Resource Manager to job candidate:

"I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you
for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry
level positions."

Quote from telephone inquiry:

"We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start
interviewing candidates for that position until the boss' daughter
finishes her summer classes."






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