Divorced Wishes

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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how
badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a
magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a
magical genie!! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her
troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will
give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not
believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount
of whatever she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she
makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The
genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one
billion one-dollar bills.

The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10
billion dollars. The woman can barely contain her anger when she
makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on
the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but
the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what
she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of
ten such mansions.

Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last
wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman
informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before
she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will
get ten times what she wishes for.

"No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last
wish ... I'd like to give birth to twins."

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