AOL Prank Calls

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AOL Prank Calls:
Actual recorded Prank calls to AOL


Call placed to 1-800-4-ONLINE, the number to order an AOL startup kit.
AOL: America Online, this is Diane speaking.
Me: Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.
AOL: Okay sir what's your question?
Me: Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something
called "cybersex"... does this cost extra?
AOL: :::quiet laugh in the background::: Well sir...I don't know
how to explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.
Me: Oh really? My friends said they got it from AOL.
AOL: Well its something members typically do when they go to a chat room.
Me: Humm...I don't understand, what is cybersex??
AOL: I'm sorry I really don't know how to explain it.
Me: Humm..well, have you ever had cybersex?
AOL: Sir I don't think that's an appropriate question to be
asking me. Is there anything else you need?
Me: Sorry, like I said I don't even know what it is.
AOL: That's okay sir, anything else?
Me: Yes, I have one more question.
AOL: Go ahead
Me: What are you wearing?

New User Troubles.

AOL: America Online, this is Debby, how may I help you this evening?
Me Yes, I'm trying to become an AOL member, but I'm having
problems making my account.
AOL: Okay, what happening?
Me: It disconnects me saying Invalid Credit Card.
AOL: What kind of credit card are you using?
Me: Visa.
AOL: Are you sure your card isn't expired?
Me: Actually, it's a stolen credit card.
AOL: Pardon, sir?
Me: Yeah, I stole it. I just jumped some guy and pounded him
until he gave me his card.
AOL: Umm, sir I'm sorry I can't help you.
Me: Aww, c'mon, I'll give you a cookie.
AOL: Sir I have to go.

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