The Model

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Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and
decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for
a lodger in their 2 up 2 down terrace house. After a
few days a young attractive woman applied for the room
and explained that she was a model, working in a nearby
Manchester studio for a few weeks and that she would
like the room Monday through Thursdays, but would pay
for the whole week. Doris showed her the house and
they agreed to start right away. "There's just one
problem," explained the model. "Because of my job I
have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't
have a bath." "That's not a problem," replied Doris.
"We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it
in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill
it with hot water." "What about your husband?" asked
the model. "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays so he will
be out in the evenings," replied Doris. "Good," replied
the model, "I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."
That evening Fred dutifully went to his darts match
while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping,
the model stepped into the bath and Doris was amazed
to see that she had no pubic hair. The model noticed
Doris's staring eyes, smiled and explained that it is
part of her job to shave her pussy, especially when
modeling swimwear or underclothes. Later when Fred returned
Doris related this oddity; he didn't believe her. "It's
true, I tell you," said Doris, "Look, if you don't believe
me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly
open and you can peek in and see for yourself." The
next night Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the
bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into
the bath, Doris, standing behind her, looked towards
the curtains, and pointed towards the model's naked
pussy. She then lifted up her own skirt and, wearing
no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass. Later Fred
returned and they retired to bed. "Well, do you believe
me now?" she asked him. "Yes," he replied. "I've never
seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift
up your skirt and show your hairy twat?" "Just to show
you the difference," answered Doris. "Anyway, you've
seen my pussy millions of times." "Sure, I have," replied
Fred, "but until tonight, the rest of the friggin' dart
team hasn't!"

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