Clinton

All this talk lately about what to call Clinton's latest escapade.
Tail-gate, forni-gate, Monica-gate, ... not to mention all the other
scandals he's been accused of participating in.

Perhaps it's time to just lump them all together as a set -- the
"Bill-gates".

No, wait, that could be confusing. After all, the president is accused of
using his power and prestige to screw lots of people where as the head of
Microsoft is being accused of... Um... Oh, never mind.

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