Brave soldier

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery,
the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to
retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he
dove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked
your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

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