Lose weight now, ask me how

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Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have
lost at least 5 pounds."

When Mr Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

Mr Lee nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

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