Da Deaf Mob

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The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly
collections from all the private businesses that they
were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from
the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for
this job; if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able
to communicate to the police what he
was doing.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up
over $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the
money and stashes it in a safe place.

The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late,
and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector.

The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the
money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with
them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.

The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where
da money is."

The interpreter signs,"Where's the money?"

The deaf man signs in response, "I don't know what
you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't
know what you're talking about"

The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of
the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where the money is."

The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"

The deaf man signs back, "The $40,000 is in a tree
stump in Central Park."

The interpreter looks to the hood and says, "He says he
still doesn't know what you're talking about, and
doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."

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