True Cowboy

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An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat,
jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a
drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady
sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and
asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding
cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am,"
replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I
am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make
me think of women," the young woman said.

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered
another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a

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