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The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as
he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came
strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his
face. He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked
and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the
room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so
weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order.
The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their
This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't figure
it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million and you look
like two cents. What's wrong?"
"That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd saved up
for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was talking about money.