Cattle ranch

An Easterner has always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and
finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in
Wyoming.

"So what did you name the ranch?" asked his best friend when he flew
out to visit.

"We had a hell of a time," admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree
on anything. We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple
Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch."

"Wow!" His friend was impressed. "So where are all the cows?"

"None of them survived the branding."

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