The egg

This joke viewed 2394 times with a rating of 0.00 from 0 votes

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to
each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in
his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg
in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw
the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg
belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed
because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while
until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve
disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time
how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls
and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker
wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest
pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran
toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony
for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick

The Scotsman said, "Keep the egg."

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Send mail to
Cajun Cooking Recipes