Too excited

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Suzie had a crush on Mikey since she was 15 years old. Mikey never paid
Suzie any attention. Every year Suzie would try to get Mikey to notice
her, but he just wasn't interested.

Finally, when Suzie turned 18, she began to come of age, and sure
enough, Mikey noticed. Suzie looked so pretty and grown-up that Mikey
asked her for a date for a Friday night!!

She was so excited all that week, she could hardly wait for Friday.

Finally, Friday came.

As soon as she got home from school, Suzie began getting ready for her
date at 7. She spent four hours on her clothes, hair and make-up,
wanting everything to be perfect for the night she had waited years for.

Finally, 7 O'Clock came around. Looking out the window, she saw Mikey
pull up in his shiny black car. She became so nervous and excited, that
she opened the door before he even got to it. "Hi Mikey!" she said,
nervous as hell, and Mikey replied, "Suzie you look beautiful!!"

Suzie was so pleased when she walked out the door - then IT hit her.

Suzie realized in horror that she had to FART!! Oh my God she thought,
walking along, what am I going to do??

Being a quick thinker, Suzie got an idea: She would let him open her
door for her, hurry in, fart, roll down the window real quick, and by
the time he came around and got in, all would be O.K.

So they get to the car, Mikey opens the door, and Suzie gets in. He
closes the door, then she really rips one! She rolls down the window,
and sees that he's just getting around to his door. Relaxing a little
now, Suzie smiles at Mikey as he gets in the Car.

Then Mikey turns to her, points to the back seat, and says, "Suzie, I'd
like you to meet my brother Carl and his date".

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