Bar Translations


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BAR TRANSLATIONS

"You get this one; the next round is on me."
We won't be here long enough to get another round.

"I'll get this one; the next round is on you."
Happy hour is about to end.... now drafts are a dollar, but by the
next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.

"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old friends??

"Let's get out of here."
I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that biker guy's helmet.

"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)
I'm easy.

"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)
I'm gay.

"Ever try a body shot?"
I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
I'm horny.

"I've had like 10 beers already."
I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

"Excuse Me." (male to male)
Get the F--- out of the way.

"Excuse Me." (male to female)
I am going to grope you now.

"Excuse Me." (female to male)
Don't even think about groping me, just get the F--- out of the way.

"Excuse Me." (female to female).
Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all
that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in
here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap
you, bitch, like the slut you are.

"That person looks really familiar."
Did I sleep with him/her?

"Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.

"Can I just get a glass of water?" (male)
It's 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking an hour ago. Hell, I probably
dropped half of my paycheck in here last night, it is the least you
can do for me.

"I don't have my ID on me." (female)
I'm 19.

"I don't have my ID on me." (male)
I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 on the
breathalizer after my last visit here.





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