Stop Screwing


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A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many
years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the
shore. The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right
away, but they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed.
The husband, oblivious to the pheremones floating around, is very glad
to see the second man there. "This is wonderful! Now we'll be able to
have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two
people doing 12-hour shifts." The new man is only too happy to help, and
in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower
and stands watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the
husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a
fire to cook supper. The new man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!" They
look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!" A few minutes
later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the new
man yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not
screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack
to patch leaks. Once again the new man yells down from high above: "Hey,
I said no screwing!!" They yell back, "And we said we're not screwing!!"
Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the tower and
the husband starts to climb up. By the time he gets half-way up, his
wife and the new man are already screwing their brains out. Once at the
top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to himself:
"Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."





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