Murphy's Household Laws


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A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse
proportion to his ability to actually do the work involved

Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one

A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed
one

The availability of a ball-point pen is inversely proportional to how
badly it is needed

The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car
garage

Three children plus two cookies equals a fight

The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV
remote-controls divided by the number of viewers

The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside
temperature

The capacity of any water-heater is equal to one and a half sibling
showers

What goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used
cereal





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