Sherry or Port

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A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive
lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon
discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and
apparently very intelligent. Hoping to get her into bed;
he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings,
first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass
of wine.

He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,
"Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with
a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed
and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the
enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It
seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole
being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being
softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another

On the other hand, Port makes me fart."

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