Good Ol' Grandpa


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A boy and his grandfather are sitting on the porch one morning. The
grandfather is smoking a cigar. The boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one
of those?" The grandfather looks at him and says, "Can you touch your
ass with your pecker?" The boy is a little bewildered, but says, "No."
The old man says, "Until you can touch your ass with your pecker, you
can't have any cigars." The next morning, they're sitting on the porch
again, but this time the grandfather is drinking beer. The boy looks at
him and says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" The grandfather looks
at him and says, "Can you touch your ass with your pecker?" The boy
looks at him and says, "No." The old man says, "Until you can touch your
ass with your pecker, there will be no beer for you." That afternoon,
the boy is in the kitchen eating cookies. The grandfather walks in and
says, "Can I have some of those?" The boy looks at him and says, "Can
you touch your ass with your pecker?" The old man looks back at his
grandson, smiles, and says, "As a matter of fact I can." The grandson
says, "Good. Than you can go F**K yourself, because grandma gave me
these cookies"





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