The Virgin

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It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You
put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses
to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and
you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger
has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your
body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done
this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open
wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to
plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting
to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,
going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges
throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as
he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head
and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few
frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he
pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He
looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that
you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first
time to have a tooth pulled.

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