2 shots

These 3 mice are sitting at a bar each with 2 shots in front of them
talking about how tough they are. The first mouse downs a shot then
says, "man, I'm so tough--I run up to those mouse traps and just as the
bar comes down to break my neck I grab it and do 20 benchpresses." Then
downs his second shot. The second mouse downs a shot and then says,
"man, I'm so tough--I take those poison pills decon, chop it all up and
snort it." Then downs his second shot. The third mouse downs a shot -
then downs his second shot and walks out the door. The two mice look at
each other confused and say, "Hey! where are you going?" He
replies,"I'm going home to fuck the cat."

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