The Statue


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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the
corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted
him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to,"
she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband enquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought
one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they
went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband
got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a
sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue',
"Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and
nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."





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