The Gift


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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for a new sweetheart's
birthday, and after careful consideration he decided
that a pair of gloves would strike the right note; romantic,
but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's
younger sister, he went shopping and bought a pair of
white gloves. The sister bought a pair of panties for
herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and
the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
panties. Without checking the contents, the young man
sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with
the following note:

"I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it
wasn't for your sister, I would have chosen the longer
ones with buttons, but she said the short ones are easier
to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had
her try yours on for me and she looked really nice in
them.

I wish I were there to put them on for you the first
time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with
them before I see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away, as naturally they will be a little
damp from wearing.

Just think of how many times I will kiss them in the
coming year. I hope you will wear them on our date this
Friday. I would love to see you in them. All my love."





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