Raging Blonde

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend has been cheating
on her for some time. In a fit of rage she visits a
local gun shop and buys a pistol. She then takes the
gun to her boyfriend's apartment to confront him with
her suspicions.

As she arrives, she hears amorous moans coming from
within the apartment. In a rage she bursts in and finds
her boyfriend making love to a woman on the floor in
front of her.

She reaches into her purse to retrieve the weapon and
as she does so, she is overcome with grief. In her
grief she raises the gun to her own head. The boyfriend
jumps up and begins to plead with her not to end it
all. She cocks the gun, looks him angrily in the eye
and says, "Sit down and shut up, you're next!"

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