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A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband
missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the
house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found
her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could
hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant?"
"And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."