Truck driver


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A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill
was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man
and a woman lying in the center road, making love. He blew his air horn
several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were
not about to get out of his way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just
inches from them. Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker
walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the
road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you
hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!'

The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked
up and said, 'Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You
were the only one with brakes."





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