The Children of Isreal


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At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher,
finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question
period.

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't
figure out."

"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red
Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of
Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin'
somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your
question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the
grown-ups doin' all that time?"





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