Found on a beach


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There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and
jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed
that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do
something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and
buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking
out!

A few minutes later, two old ladies weere strolling along the beach,> one
using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up from the sand, she began
to move it around with her cane. Remarking to her friend she said
"There's no justice in the world". Her friend asked what she meant?

She replied: "When I was 20. I was curious about it,
when I was 30, I enjoyed it!
when I was 40, I asked for it.
when I was 50, I paid for it,
when I was 60, I prayed for it,
when I was 70, I forgot about it,
now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the
beach and I'm to old to squat! "





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