Male/Female Chemistry


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Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 +/-

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able
to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when
placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
disintegration of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing
agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 100

Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent
out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a
pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time. Pretty
basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.





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