Satan


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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jamestown wakes up
early and goes to their local church.

Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk
about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan
appears!!

Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits
calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do. You're Beelzebub himself, Lord of the
Underworld, Prince of Darkness and Eternal Agent of All Things Unholy."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years!"





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