Expensive date

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A horny college kid borrowed his roommate's car, scraped together
every penny he could find, picked up his date at her parent's
house, and took her to a nice restaurant for dinner. But he got
more and more upset when she proceeded to order everything pricey
on the menu: fancy mixed drinks, lobster, champagne, the works.
Finally, he couldn't stay silent any more, and blurted, "Does your
mother feed you like this at home?"

"Nope," she replied with a demure smile, "but my mom's not trying
to get laid either."

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