Amarillo Theatre

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo
theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't
budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from
there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The
usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the
manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but
with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the
situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?" "Sam,"
the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam
replied.... "The balcony."

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