Potential and Reality


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A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He
asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between
potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to
you. Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've
learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what
his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks
around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell
your father, but, yes, I would."

Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave

you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister
looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured
it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in
reality, we are living with a couple of whores."






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