Pearly Gates


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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash.

They are standing before God, seated on his throne.

God asks Al: "What do you believe?"

Al says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we don't protect it,
the whole earth will die."

God says: "I like that, come sit at my left. Bill Clinton, what do you
believe?"

Bill Clinton says: "I believe in people. I believe the people should be
empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to
do."

God says: "I like that, come sit on my right. OK Bill Gates, what do
you believe?"

Bill Gates says: "I believe you're in my seat."





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