Fresh

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped
his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned
over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment
tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned
over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and
tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you
have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"