New boots


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Sam and Bessie Goldberg are senior citizens, and, Sam always wanted an
expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys a
pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything
different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday, and the same
pants. What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom,
undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots.
Again, he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, and it will be hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN? Cause it's
looking at my NEW BOOTS!"
Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"





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