Coma Breakthrough

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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma
for several years. On this visit he decided to rub her left breast
instead of just talking to her. On doing this she let out a sigh.
The man ran out and told the doctor who said that was a good sign and
suggested he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is
any reaction. The husband went in and rubbed her right breast. This
produced a moan from his wife. He rushed out and told the doctor.
The doctor said this was amazing and a real breakthrough. The doctor then
suggested the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he would wait
outside as it is a personal act and he didn't want the man to be
embarrassed. The man goes in, then came out about five minutes later,
white as a sheet. He told the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor
asked what happen to which the man replied, "She choked."

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