The Widow

Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They load up Jack's
station-wagon and head north. After driving for a few hours, they get
caught in a terrible blizzard. They pull into a nearby farmhouse and ask
the attractive lady of the house if they can spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explains, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will
talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack says, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack gets a letter from the widow's attorney. He calls
up his friend Bob and says, "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow
at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turns red and he says, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks...she just died and left me everything!"

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