Seven Dwarves


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The Seven Dwarves walk up to a Nunnery and huddle out
side the door to discuss something. Then Doc walks up
to the door and knocks. The Mother Superior opens the
door and Doc asks her if the are any 3 ft nuns in this
nunnery. The mother superior looks at him funny and
says, "There are no 3 ft nuns here."

Doc thanks her and goes back to the group and they huddle
again making all sorts of whispering noises. Happy walks
up to the door and knocks jovially. Mother Superior
opens the door and Happy asks if there are any 3 ft
nuns in the country. Mother Superior wonders what is
going on, but says, "No, there are no 3 ft nuns in the
country."

Happy thanks her and goes back to the group. They discuss
and send Grumpy up to the door. The mother opens the
door and Grumpy asks her if there are any 3 ft nuns
on that continent, and the mother superior, frustrated,
says" NO, there are no 3ft nuns on the this continent."

Grumpy growls a thank you and goes back to the group.
After a few minutes, they send Sleepy. He knocks on
the door and the Mother Superior opens the door, sees
Sleepy standing there, yells, "NO THERE NO 3FT NUNS
ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. NONE. THERE NEVER WERE AND NEVER
WILL BE ANY 3FT NUNS.EVER." and slams the door.

Sleepy yawns and goes back the group. He shakes his
head. The rest of the group turns to Dopey and starts
chanting:

"DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN, A PENGUIN, A PENGUIN! DOPEY
FUCKED A PENGUIN, A ..."





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