Athlete Intellect


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"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Bill Peterson, former Florida State football coach

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
clothes."
- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps
a color photo of himself above his locker

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, former Florida State football coach

"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't
seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been
through in school."
- Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements

"I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to
get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from
class."
- George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach

"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison
for three years, not Princeton."
- Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with
promoter Don King

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his
visit to Greece

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann





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